Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Shanghai EXPO English


哇!What an interesting way to start the new year. This sign with its full name of 《卢湾区窗口服务与商业发展指挥部世博双语指南》(approximately: World Expo Bilingual Compass (issued by) Luwan District Commercial Development Headquarters) is a great window into the Chinese mind (at least into the one that deemed this sign necessary).

Clearly nothing (substantially) wrong with the English here. But using Chinese characters as a phonetic crutch to teach English pronounciation is a fascinating phenomenon. I thought this particular concept to be dead and buried, though. Clearly, I was wrong.

Here's a Pinyin transcription:

Welcome to our store! - weierkangmu tu aowo sidao!

Good morning - gude maoning
Good afternoon - gude afutenu
Good evening - gude yifuning

Can I help you? - kan ai hai'erpu you?

I'm sorry, I can only speak a little English. - anme saorui, ai kan wenglei sibike e leitou yinggelishi.

Just moment, please. - jiesite moumente pulisi

I'll find our colleague for help. - ai wei'o fande awo kaolige fou hai'erpu


Bye Bye! - bai bai

It's interesting to see that the Chinese phonetic transcription itself isn't consistent: in the first sentence the sign makers are using "澳窝 aowo" for "our" (welcome to our store) while in the last line they were voting for "阿窝 awo" (I'll find our colleague for help). It's a long sign, apparently.

Dear readers and Chinglish fans:
Please send me an original picture of this sign including its surroundings! Mail address is on the right.

Jackpot question:
who is the target audience?

Many sankesi!

12Comments:

At 10:15 AM, Anonymous 集团电话 wrote ...

big
laugh
big
laugh……

 
At 10:16 AM, Anonymous 集团电话 wrote ...

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

 
At 6:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous wrote ...

Haha, as a Chinese person who speaks perfect English, this is hilarious! And sounding out the Chinese phonetic reminds me of my mom trying to talk.

 
At 3:28 PM, Anonymous xiaolu wrote ...

Crazy. 傀儡兹!

 
At 5:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous wrote ...

太搞笑了~~~杯具,洗具,餐具,茶几~~~

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger Jerry wrote ...

Oh, my god!

 
At 4:12 AM, Anonymous William Ma wrote ...

I remember when I was first learning English, that was the method I used. . .

By the way, the Cantonese had some great ones from the 19th century. E.g. "pidgin" instead of "business," hence the term. . .

 
At 4:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous wrote ...

It's not a really good way of learning English; But it's the easiest way for people who can not speak English at all;

 
At 9:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous wrote ...

Good good stuty, and day day up!

 
At 6:15 PM, Anonymous Suzanne wrote ...

oh boy!! It would be a wonder if a foreigner could understand that "Chinese phonetic" English. Very creative, though.

 
At 2:00 PM, Anonymous 似飘若舞 wrote ...

Hey! Love your website! Really Fun!

 
At 8:34 AM, Blogger ramzahn wrote ...

Someone clearly has to compile a dictionary of this.

There might be some heavy streamlining neccessary.

Thank you for this wonderful blog.

 

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